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Captain Horatio Mer, more recently known simply as the Sea Captain, is the owner and operator of "The Frying Dutchman" seafood restaurant, as well as several ships. He speaks with strong seafaring accent, and has unrivalled knowledge of all things seaworthy. Once claimed to be the only one who knew how to stop the dolphins' invasion of Springfield. Also suggested a solution to remove chewing gum from Lisa's hair, it was as follows: "Yarrg, what ye need is a Baltic Squid, they can the bolts right out of a submarine! Yarg." Under his breath, he once declared, "Yargh, I hate the sea, and everything in it!". He has claimed to have two glass eyes and once used this claim to explain his tendency to crash ships into large objects.
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