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The Rich Texan is the owner of many a sports team or investment opportunity, and owner of a dude ranch called Lazy-I-Ranch. In place of a catchphrase, he is often seen jumping and tossing his hat while shouting, "Yee-haw!" and firing pistols into the air. He is also the owner of the Omni Pave Corporation, which is "sensitive to all our eco-concerns." He is also a member of the Republican Party.
For his habit of shooting bullets into the air, the Texan went to jail for six months since one of his bullets hit a Texas ranger. He seems to be having difficulty adjusting to blanks.
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