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A man with a sarcastic outlook on life. He has held numerous jobs in Springfield including Garage owner and various shop clerks. His voice is vaguely reminiscent of Charles Bronson. One episode gives his first name as Rafael.
Comic Book Guy: "I would like to return your quote-unquote 'ultimate' belt."
Sarcastic Man: "I see. Do you have a receipt, quote-unquote 'sir'?"
Comic Book Guy: "No, I do not. I won it as a door prize at a Star Trek convention, although I find their choice of prize highly illogical as the average trekkie has no use for a medium sized belt."
Sarcastic Man: "Ooh, a fat sarcastic Star Trek fan, you must be a devil with the ladies!"
Comic Book Guy: {Struggles to find the proper comeback}
Sarcastic Man: "I hate to break it to ya Casanova, but no receipt, no return"
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