Snake

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Snake

Snake is Springfield's resident recidivist felon, always getting arrested but never appearing to stay in jail. He keeps a pack of cigarettes rolled up in his sleeve. He is partial to fast cars and fast women and has a knack for reckless abandon. Snake played Lacrosse at Ball State University, he also attended Middlebury College. His car's name is Lil' Bandit, which may be a '68 Pontiac Firebird, or a '69 Dodge Charger. He has a son who looks just like him. His ex briefly dated Charles Montgomery Burns, but then came back to him. In the Treehouse of Horror, Snake was executed based on a three strike policy. First he burned down an orphanage, then he blew up a bus full of nuns (which snake declared was self defense), and he finally smoked in the Kwik-e-mart. His hair was then implanted into Homer's head, but had to be removed because it made him a homicidal maniac.

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